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VirtualCrash.com Legal Notice
[MsVikki]

VirtualCrash.com was developed with the intent that it be used by all who may benefit from it. Unfortunately there are elements on the internet who have nothing but destruction on their mind. Because of those people, we have had to put up strong defenses. In fact the whole site is monitored by Seamus, our dog. He is a good dog, but can't always tell the difference between a kid, wandering in the yard, looking for a lost kitten, and someone sneaking around the house, looking for a way in, and may bark at either one. So, be smart and stay on the path, by only using links provided on these pages. That way you won't accidentally step on any flowers and you won't get bitten by the dog. — Thank you.

When Seamus Of course seamus is actually a sophisticated piece of software with built-in artificial intelligence. We seeded the software with 13 common abuse patterns and "he" has since expanded that to 270 patterns on his own. You may get past this dog once, but he is sure to catch up to you. Make his day! catches you, he will block you at the gate, aka. the firewall. That affects all people on your network. Then he tells Maureen, our cat, about it. Maureen Of course maureen is actually a sophisticated piece of software that parses "whois" information. If that information is broken or incomplete "she" may up the network status to "hostile" and block more of it. She also has a functional memory that keeps track of troublesome networks and irresponsible owners/administrators.
It is best to heed this cat's warning, or you'll suffer the (painful) consequence. sleeps a lot, but once in a while will collect the time of trespasses and report you to your ISP. Your ISP doesn't like it when part of their network gets blocked. So, they might take your internet away. [Seamus and Maureen] By use of this application, you acknowledge and agree that there is no warranty nor representation of veracity, accuracy, or suitability of it for any purpose. VirtualCrash.com assumes no liability or responsibility for any damages that could be deemed to have resulted from the use of this application. You further acknowledge that the availability of this site is subject to power outages or other interruptions of service, for which VirtualCrash.com assumes no responsibility. The user shall hold VirtualCrash.com harmless from and against any third party demands, claims, liabilities, expenses, or damages.